Sunday, 22 March 2009

• A bit about me

  Wow. A new blog. A new chance to redeem myself. ;D

  Well, my name is Loki. I am VERY manly. I like to get into fights at bus stops. I have never straightened my hair in my life. I play football, and wrestle in mud. I drink beer for breakfast and sometimes I use power tools. As I said, I am VERY manly.

  It isn't very nice to meet you all, because I shun good manners in favour of robust activities, like roasting lion on a BBQ, and hunting in a bear skin. It keeps me fit.
  

  I don't know why I'm keeping a diary here, because I cant even read!!! I only read pornography. But that is me. I would only like to know more about you, if you are large breasted, or equally as manly, and willing to spread some manlyness!!
  
  

  Now I'm off to do your mother. Preferably against something manly, like a ... garage!

  WHO AM I KIDDING!?

  My name isn't Loki. That's kind of a stupid name for a kid. But that's the name I'm going to use here, as it ties in with the general state of mischiefy I live in. 

   I am a fan of all forms of decadence, and have an inability to take anything seriously. If I am opening my mouth then I am taking the piss.  Failure to realise so always ends in my general amusement. ;D

  The sad fact is, I'm probably the most UNmanly guy you'll ever encounter. At least the most UNmanly straight guy. But it's endearing!!! OK!? haha.
  
  I love cheesy music, shameless self-indulgence, great literature, beautiful things, the ladies, big adventures, comedy, karaoake, lazyness, basketball, stints of alcoholism, soliloquizing, vanity, travelling, history, musical theatre, Popcorn... All the good stuff!
  

  That's pretty much me. I just graduated from university in the South of England, where I received my BA (hons) in English. I'm currently at journalism school.

  My girlfriend is hot, and moody... and all those other crazy female stereotypes. I have a tendancy to emotionally cheat on her several times a day. Though never PHYSICALLY, so it's ok!! Aye? ;D

  
  In the holidays I live with my dad, my step-mother, my half-sister and my six year old daughter, in central London. Yeah, it's a long story. I'm sure I'll tell it someday. If you're lucky that is ;) 
  
  I would like to be a Writer. And yellow. Like the Simpsons.
  

  But for now? Lets be friends!!
  

   THE Loki x x x

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